My son, the Christian?!

CHAPTER 1: You've done what?!

At this point let me introduce my mum. Her name is Phyllis, though I call her Grizzles, for a reason lost in the mists of time but not difficult to figure out. She will now give her response to my words, 'Mum, I've become a Christian.'

PHYLLIS

It was a perfect afternoon for a walk, but unusual for Steve to ask me to go with him. When he blurted out, "Mum, I've become a Christian", I nearly died. "My son, the Christian!?"

Standing back now I ask, why was I shocked? I wasn't a practicing Jew, hadn't brought the kids up in a strict Jewish home, only did the traditional things that most Jews do, such as barmitzvahs and synagogue on Holy days only. Jewish food and lots of Jewish friends and humour. That's what made me a Jew, wasn't it? So why did his words bother me? But they did. I felt fear, bewilderment and confusion. Where did I go wrong? I cried inside, as a feeling of sadness swept through me. It was as if all my Jewish ancestors were crying out in me for something that I felt had been lost.

STEVE

She felt all of that in the space of a few seconds? What a woman. Only a Jewish mother could make such a melodrama out of a little thing like swapping your religion! (I'm joking, of course). Come to think of it, I'm surprised she didn't throttle me. Actually she did take it all quite well. My mum was quite tolerant of new ideas at that time, open to all sorts of things like Yoga and Astrology, and I remember thinking at the time that her curiousity was as aroused as her cultural outrage. Now my dad was another story, but more about him later!

PHYLLIS

He quickly followed this revelation with his reasons and how it had happened, but I wasn't listening, not really. I was trying to appear calm and untouched. He tried to explain, not very convincingly, how this had not affected his Jewishness. Although this was important to me I didn't understand what he was saying. His words were spilling out but not making sense to me. I loved and respected him, he was always the clever son who I looked up to. So I tried to collect my thoughts and follow his conversation.

STEVE

I could tell that she was only half listening. I think that, deep down, she'd half known that there was something up with me for some time. She'd known about the Evangelical Christian girl I had fallen for at University some years back, the spiritual pilgrimage to Israel and, then, the nice Christian girl, from a Catholic (and a German Catholic at that) background that I had married. She'd even vaguely known about the reasons for our move to Plaistow, having something to do with a community we wanted to be a part of (based on a 'church shaped' building we were now living opposite to). Given all of those clues, you didn't have to be an Einstein to figure out that I had some sort of sympathy with things Christian!

PHYLLIS

When he suggested that I look into it myself, I mumbled something like 'I'm too old, I'm not into religion, no it's not for me. It may suit you, Steve, but not me'. But then he said a strange thing. 'Pray for something, anything that is on your mind. Pray, mum, and God will answer you within a week'. Me pray? I was a walking heathen who had no concept of God. But ...... how did he know that I had a problem, a pressing problem ..... ? Anyway, more of that later on. First let me tell you a bit more about myself.

I was a horrible child, so my mother told me. I was always crying and always having to be amused. I was brought up in the East End of London. Jewish people like to cling together (not so much now), but those were days when Jews felt safe only when among their own. The way of life, the shops, the homes, the food. The language Yiddish was understood by all. The Jewish way of life was shared by every family. I could write lots about life then in the 1930s, but many more articulate books have been written, far better than anything I could write. It was the slums, families crammed into tiny rooms, all living on top of each other. This was surprisingly comforting, as no-one had any more than the other. All were in the same financial position. Families were big. Hymie (my husband) has four brothers and two sisters, though I just have two brothers.

The tiny work-shops, or sweat-shops, were the livelihood for most of the families. Most men were tailors, though they all seemed to be more out of work than in. The wages were small and the hours long. Many women took work home. My mother was a felling hand (hand sewing). Until the day she died in her 80s she could stitch a hem faster than anyone I know. I can remember the smells, the pickled herring, sauer-kraut, cucumbers, hot beigels and spices. In some of the most unhygenic places, I can remember the big tubs of herrings in which huge hands would pluck out the fish and hand them to you with some cheese.

Hymie looks back on those days as the best days of his life. In fact most Jews of my agegroup, nowadays, when asked 'What is a Jew', would associate this background with being a Jew. On Jewish holidays each family would dress up and go to the synagogue. It wasn't necessary to understand the reasons why they were going, but it was a secure feeling of togetherness. The teaching from the Rabbis was strict. Hebrew was learnt from an early age and you were told to keep kosher homes. You obeyed the Rabbis and followed what they taught. What a shame that they didn't use this devotion to show God as a person to love. What a pity they didn't always translate or explain the Hebrew that they taught. Of course, as a girl, none of this was for me anyway, only the men had the privileges of such education although women weren't exactly forbidden to follow in their footsteps. It was not quite so bad as in the film 'Yentl', set in the last century in Eastern Europe, in which Barbra Streisand had to dress up as a boy to receive a full education.

My father was a professional boxer in his youth. He was also a gambler and, we believe, a womaniser. When he married my mum he settled down (a little) and he became a tailor. As he would gamble a lot of what he earned, my mother had a tough life. She was a quiet, timid woman and was not very worldly. All she knew was her work and her children, that was it. She was not a happy person and all my childhood memories were of her weeping. Usually she was beside the window waiting for dad to come home. He was always missing, maybe gambling or perhaps a woman. He was a person who I never got to know very well because of his detachment from his children. I don't think he was a bad man. When he had money he was kind and generous and we had toys, comics, all that a child could want, but most of the time the money wasn't there and there was no food in the house.

As I grew up I discovered I was artistic and I went to art school for a while, though I didn't take it too seriously. I had no direction, I just drifted into the usual things, dances, clubs, boys. I was totally without ambition. As a Jewish family we did not celebrate the Jewish holidays at this time. The only religious thing was that Mum lit the candles on Friday night. Although it gave me a glow inside to see the shining candles it did not mean a great deal to me. My Mum would stop my two brothers and I from doing certain things on Friday night (the Sabbath). No cutting nails, no writing, no knitting. I accepted this, I never questioned it. She would close her eyes as she said her prayers. What did she pray? Maybe she prayed for my dad to bring home a full wage packet.

We were English Jews, secular Jews. I only went to synagogues for weddings, barmitzvahs or Holy days. My friends were both Jew and Gentile, although my club was Jewish. This club was a haven for us, it was an opportunity to mix with kids of the same age, or, should I say, Jewish kids of the same age. I always knew that my husband would be Jewish, and so he was! I met Hymie and we married. Hymie was (he is now retired) a cab-driver (what else did you expect, a doctor maybe?) Because of his background he was very aware of the need for security. He was hard working, making sure we had a secure home, with the fridge always full. Because food was so scarce in his childhood, he hated waste. The kids got bored with his stories from his childhood, 'Yes dad, we know you had to make do with only half a banana, but we want a whole one. No, I don't want bread with it!' (they had everything with bread in his youth, as it was a cheap way to fill the stomach). He also had (has) the patience of a saint living with me. I was the restless one. He didn't need a lot, wasn't forever seeking for new things, like me. So long as food was plenty, bills paid, and I was not moaning, then his life was complete. Everyone loved him, as he was (and still is) a practical joker. Always hiding or distorting the truth with a joke, so that people never knew whether to take him seriously or not.

Anyway, my life eventually revolved around home and our two children, Stephen and Michele ...

STEVE

At last, I wondered when I was going to get a mention! She's got more to say but we'll leave the wilderness years, the mid-life crisis, the caring years etc. until later, when they're more relevant to our story. I suppose that this is a good a place as any to say a little about my own formative years.

I was a horrible child, so my mother told me (where have you heard that before). In fact I took after her, so my dad still tells me. I was antisocial as a child, more at home with test tubes than with people. Forget Raquel Welch, give me a bunsen burner any day! Tottenham on a Saturday afternoon was a place where I bought my chemistry equipment, football (and all sport) was a complete mystery to me. I was a loner. I misbehaved on purpose, just to get sent up to my room early. My early years were quite boring really. I looked at my friends (the few that I had) with envious eyes. Why couldn't I have the excitement of family rows, parental splits or the odd beating? Home life was quite average and uninteresting.

As far as I could remember the only thing Jewish about us when we gorged ourselves with food at Uncle Syd's at Passover time. We even had a Christmas tree at my Nana's house every year, though I don't recollect us actually going as far as singing carols. In fact, I was the only religious person in my family, as far as I could see. For as long as I could remember, up to my thirteenth birthday, I was blessed (or cursed?) with the weekly visit of Rabbi Jacobs. He was the one who taught me to be a Jew. I became the World authority on Deuteronomy 12. I could read it forwards and backwards, sing it, even yodel it. My whole reason for being, in a Jewish sense, was to learn that passage until it permeated every pore of my body. And the whole reason behind that was that, on some fateful day in Spring, in some far-off time, I would be able to stand up in confidence at the front of a Synagogue congregation at the time of my Barmitzvah and sing that passage with the unwavering voice of a pre-pubescent Cantor. And the whole reason behind that was that my dad, a few rows ahead of me, and my mum, hidden among the hats in the gallery, could get that warm glow of satisfaction that only comes from the knowledge that you've brought up your son in a proper Jewish manner. That's what being Jewish was to me. I could say that with confidence because, the day after my Barmitzvah, there was no Rabbi Jacobs, no Hebrew lessons, no Deuteronomy 12 (I never understood what I was learning anyway, as I was never shown the English translation!). At last I didn't have to be Jewish anymore, I could be like everyone else!

PHYLLIS

Forget what he's just said, this is my side of it. Stephen's barmitzvah went well. I was so proud of him on that morning when he read his portion of the Torah. But was it meaningful? No. I was more concerned with my hat that kept slipping. I was more interested in the congregation. Looking round to see who had made the effort to see my son do his "bit" (I kept a mental note of those who hadn't made the service, so that I would do the same on their day). As Stephen said, it meant little to him. It was really just an excuse to have a big 'do' afterwards. Once I went to another Barmitzvah, an orthodox Jewish one. It was delightful. I sensed a difference, a truthfulness about it, as if this was the real thing. They sang Hebrew songs and there was a real joy present. In all the many, many Barmitzvahs I've been to, that one stands out in my memory. It was honest and I knew it. Mine and all the others I had been to were just playing the part with no true feelings.

As my children grew, so did I. I started using the brain I was born with, and I found out that I didn't always see eye to eye with Hymie. I felt, in some way, that I was following the sheep without thinking things through. I started to ask questions. Why go to a synagogue service without understanding a single word of it? God was not presented as approachable but as a stern, frightening Holy God. Certainly I did not feel that God was any part of my life, and I wasn't attracted to Him.

I decided that I'd had enough of religion. I felt a hypocrite, just play-acting. It started with the Jewish New Year cards sent out every year. We did not buy them, oh no, we had them specially printed in gold. Enough was enough, what was the point of these cards? They were either sent to people I never see, or to people who I didn't like, or to people I saw every day! I stopped going to the synagogue, again questioning why I was going. Bit by bit I stopped trying to be a good Jew. Being Jewish was something that you inherit, like my brown eyes, and that was enough for me. It was not important that I was a Jew, in fact, among Gentile strangers, it was usually a good thing not to mention that we were Jewish.

STEVE

I must say that, in my own way, I came to the same conclusion. Deprived of Jewish friends from childhood, due to having a private Hebrew tutor as I mentioned earlier, I drifted more towards Gentiles. Anyway, I was more suited to the quieter type of person, most Jews I knew at that time seemed to me to be brash, aggressive and over-bearing - I think I just met the wrong ones! But then I was the shy sensitive type, hiding behind the chair whenever a Dalek appeared on Doctor Who, while my contemporaries were busy beating up 'darker-hued people' on buses. I went to a minor public school, entering it friendless, being the only one from my primary school to go there, and left it seven years later in virtually the same state. To me they were wasted years socially, spiritually and intellectually. I didn't respond to the environment, partly due to the fact that these were the 'swinging sixties' and I became very much a 'drop-out', not that I was caught up that much in the Spirit of the Age. Sex, drugs and rock and roll were all the rage, though they were overrated in my opinion, especially as I was totally clueless and innocent about two of them and hopeless about the third (I played a bit of guitar). But we played the part, us schoolkids of the late sixties. We picked flowers on the sports field and put them in our (long) hair before being rugby tackled mercilessly by the more military minded and bristle-headed sportie types. I played guitar at parties, partly to look cool and partly to avoid smoking one of those sweet smelling cigarettes. We crammed into smoky cinemas in afternoon free periods to see the latest 'X' film, after choking on our halves of cider in the pub round the corner, then frantically strained our minds to think up credible excuses for our lateness as the film finished an hour later than expected. These were carefree days, and I, for one, was glad to see the back of them!

If it was up to me I would have hidden my Jewishness under a bush at the school entrance. As things were, my religion was down on the register. I was excused RE and worship in the chapel, being given far more interesting things to do such as learning braille and corresponding with blind kids. We occasionally had to sit through the odd RE lesson, though, curiously, I can't remember anything about religion being taught. My only recollection was a discussion in class about various sexual problems, being conducted by a rather flushed and excited teacher, sweating profusely from his dog-collar. Of the Jewish boys in my class I was only friendly with two of them, one a committed Zionist, no doubt by now a respected settler in Israel and the other a rabid Athiest, probably, by now, a vicar in the Church of England (I jest!). The others were more typically Jewish and at least two of them grew up to become very high achievers. One is now a highly acclaimed Q.C. and the other a nationally known journalist (you know who you are!).

At eighteen I left for University. At last real freedom and this time I not so much left my Jewish identity behind as buried it 12 foot underground. It wasn't without a great deal of shame, and, later, regret, that I went through my three years at college as a WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant, or, in my case, Weak Anti Social Person). This was OK until the last month, of my last term, of my last year, just after Finals, when I inexplicably fell for a Christian girl and I was introduced to this invisible Jesus, as a love rival and my life was never to be the same ...

PHYLLIS

Come on Steve, you're hogging the limelight now, it's your mother's turn to speak. I was now in my 30's and my life took a new course, when I discovered that I had a talent for painting. And it started a new and exciting road for me, which Hymie, with his usual tolerance, accepted. My eyes were opened to the beauty of creation. I met many new people, artists, teachers, students, people from every walk of life. And we were all different, our skills in art were different, as were the way we expressed our feelings through our art. I exhibited my work and sold some of it. But I didn't paint to sell, if I did it was a bonus. I wasn't that good but I had a certain boldness in my work that made folk want to look at it. I had lots of publicity in the local rag, it shows you how desperate they were for stories! I had lots of fun and burnt many a saucepan when carried away with an inspiration. The kids and Hymie took this all in their stride.

The years passed. I continued to paint, but only when the mood took me. It didn't become my life, I filled my life with many different projects. There was dressmaking, market trading, making dolls, hats, beachwear and lots and lots of things that I can't even remember. By now Steve was at University and Michele was getting restless with life. Hymie and I were, at this time, going to many parties. We had lots of friends and enjoyed drinking and bopping the night away. But that didn't last for long. While I enjoyed the build-up to these parties, having my hair styled, nails varnished and new clothes, I was always the one who got bored out of my mind at the party. Again the bubble had burst. All I could see around me was a lot of drunk people jigging about, saying meaningless things to one another. In the morning I'd be grumpy and flat. Hymie would get irritated with my moods. I was never satisfied, I always felt that something was missing.

"What are you looking for?", he would say to me. "What do you want?" I didn't know, I couldn't put my finger on it. I didn't have peace, I knew that there was more to life.

STEVE

So here I was, on graduation day. Supposedly my parent's proudest day, after my Barmitzvah. Only, it wasn't. I was in a grumpy mood, it was the hottest day in 40 years and I was wearing a black gown and hat. But worse than that I hadn't washed my hair, my trousers kept slipping down and my shirt was hanging out. Now to you and me that wouldn't mean much, but to my dad, forget the rewards for three years hard slog (well, 2 month's last minute cramming!) and the educational achievement, I was the scruffiest person there and a disgrace! It was the worst day in his life.

That was OK by me, as it was also the worst day in my life. I had lost the girl of my dreams (though I've found a better one now, Monica!) to an invisible spirit who had died on a tree in Israel 2000 years ago. I was angry and depressed. But I was also curious and was determined to find out more. I buried my head in various books (including the Bible) in August 1976 and didn't emerge until August 1986! In the meantime I worked on a kibbutz in Israel, got a job, married and produced a couple of kids. On the 26th of August 1986 it all clicked into place and, shouting 'Eureka', I ran down the street (figuratively speaking) secure in the knowledge that I had found the secret of the Universe. The invisible spirit, Jesus, had become real to me and I was changed forever.

PHYLLIS

Then I got a very special job, at the age of 50 , working in a hospital as a Voluntary Services Organiser. My job was to enrol, train and support volunteers who worked in the hospital. It was hard and draining work, but exciting. I had my own office, complete with filing cabinet, typewriter and all sorts of office equipment. This was a joke as, when the stationery department phoned to ask what materials I needed, I did not have a clue! I knew that I could do a good job here, but not from an office. I liked to communicate with people and that's what this job was really all about. I used the phone, I didn't write memos (I couldn't spell). In the two years I was there my biggest achievement was in starting a charity tea bar, which grew into a snack bar, raising big money for the hospital. I also organised a show for the patients. Of course it was the World's worst show. Everything went wrong. The stage lights fused, an entertainer slipped, they missed cues, curtains opened at the wrong time and the electrician rowed with a patient in a wheel chair, accusing him of tampering with the wiring. It was hilarious.

After two years of this, enough was enough. I was bored again. To amuse myself I started knitting. Nothing very exciting, you might say, but these jumpers were different and original. To me they were an expression of art, each one a blank canvas that I would cover with an exciting design. Michele had married Tonino by now, with two year old Francesca. I suggested to her that, to earn some pocket money for herself, that she should go out and try to sell some. They sold and the shops cried for more. I couldn't knit them quick enough. So Michele and I became partners in this knitwear business. Michele had never sold a thing in her life before. Now she was a saleslady, selling to such places as exclusive shops in Knightsbridge, with a growing clientele which even included the odd TV star. They sold for about £150-£200. She would carry these exclusive jumpers in an old Moses basket that Francesca had slept in, to the most snooty shops. I was embarrassed whenever I went with her but amazed at the warm reception that she got.

It was in my second year in this thriving business that Stephen dropped the bombshell that was to turn my whole world upside down ...

STEVE

.... which brings us back to the story. So I've just challenged her and told her to pray for any particular problem she had. Looking back I don't know why I actually put a timescale of one week on her getting an answer to this unknown prayer, but it clearly wasn't my idea at the time! But it was obviously the right thing to say, given the events that were to happen next.

Now although I wasn't to know at the time the affect my disclosure would have on my Mum, it was also to spark off a journey of my own, a journey that was long overdue. For me now an interest in personal identity was kindled. Secure in my own faith in the Messiah, Jesus, I'd never really considered the 'Jewish question'. A few years back when I'd embarked on my intellectual search for the truths of Christianity, I'd reached the position of understanding, when my intellect was happy with all of the answers and Christianity had justified itself to me on a 'head' level. Yet my heart was troubled. I had an instinctive, yet false, feeling that Christianity was not for Jewish people. I honestly believed, with all of my learning and intellect, that it was physically impossible for a Jew to become a Christian. I saw the promises and assurances that these Christians had, I saw their purposeful lives. I was living proof of that verse in the Book of Romans which talked about 'provoking the Jews to jealousy'. I was jealous of these Gentile Christians. I wanted what they had and sincerely felt that God would not accept me in the same way. Anyway I eventually got over it (with God's help) and became a believer in Jesus the Messiah, such is the power of God and His faithfulness and have not looked back since. But it wasn't easy.

But now, looking back many years later and watching my Mum going through similar doubts of her own, I felt that I needed to know more. Why is it difficult for a Jew to become a Christian? What's so different about being Jewish? And who are we, anyway?

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